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Fidelity: Keep my balances accurate!

I opened a Fidelity mySmartCash account in December to consolidate my bill pay and other activities. The e-bill feature they have is much better than what E*Trade currently offers, and the mySmartCash has the possibility of easing my cash flow between multiple savings accounts.

But I’m having a hard time using Fidelity because the website doesn’t do a very good job of showing me how much money I have in there at any one time. Tonight I wrote them to complain:

Hello,

My “Recent Payments” box in my Bill Pay section does not match my “Recent History” in my smartcash account. My “Recent Payments” shows three payments:

2/20: $242.64

2/24: $223.85

2/24: $39

My “Recent History” shows only two payments:

2/20: $242.64

2/24: $39

Yet the bill for $223.85 is shown as “paid on 2/24/2009”. The bill for $39 also shows “paid on 2/24/2009” so I’m not sure why two bills paid on the same day don’t both show up.

Additionally, even if this is just a case of the bill not yet registering in one part of your system, the balance total would be wrong. The current “total” balance shown is $361.98; if and when the $223.85 bill registers, the “total” should show $138.13. Yet the “available balance” shows $222.98. I’ve deposited $966.52 since recently opening this account. My history says I’ve withdrawn $643.57; add in the expected withdrawal of $223.85, that would be $867.42 withdrawn; that should show an “available balance” of $99.10. It’s not clear where the additional $39.03 is coming from.

My experience with the Fidelity website in the less than 90 days I’ve had them gives me tremendous pause, and I’m extremely hesitant to continue using this service, as I don’t have great comfort that the website is showing me complete and accurate information at all times. Please help me understand the situation and provide me with some level of comfort that might convince me to move the rest of my banking and brokerage from E*Trade to Fidelity.

Thanks,

Yeah, I should probably keep my mouth shut about the $39 (and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that a third part of their system hasn’t picked up the $39 payment and $0.03 in interest, for example).

A bank site should be up-to-the-minute. There’s no technical reason it can’t be. If this puny website can show you the absolute latest information, they can too.

Let’s see if things resolve themselves, and what Fidelity has to say about it.

Stock Market Low, Take 2

Well, that didn’t last long.

Thirteen days after I predicted we’ve seen the stock market bottom of 7,949.09, the Dow Jones Industrial Average dips under it at 7,936.75.

Sigh.

Only 12 points lower, but lower still. It’s the new low for 2009. Dare I suggest it won’t close lower the rest of this year? I do think we’ve seen (something close to) the bottom this year. I maintain we’ll be higher on January 1, 2010 than we were on January 1, 2009. (That would be anything above 8,776.39, or 839 points to the upside. Whew.)

Of course, it just might be easier to test the 52-week low of 7,867.37.

But ya gots to be optimistic about something in this world.

Mint.com’s poor customer service

Customer service can make or break a a business relationship. Offer good service, and I’ll stick with you. Do me wrong, and I’ll dump you like a bad stock.

I’ve been using Mint.com since December when K. expressed her love for it. It’s been a long time since I tried for a comprehensive view of my finances, and it’s been a fascinating learning experience.

Mint.com has a few tremendous features, chief among them its attractive and generally usable interface. When that interface fails though, it does so spectacularly, and getting help from their customer support team is a study is poor reading comprehension.

The Problem

The big interface issue causing me to consider deleting my account revolves around their “rules”. Mint.com tries to smartly categorize your various transactions, automatically converting a semi-cryptic credit card entry from “Lucky #757 000000000SAN JOSE” to “Lucky” and placing it in the “Grocery” category.

Mint.com "smartly" renames and categorizes transactions.

Extremely handy when it works.

Extremely frustrating when it doesn’t, and it often doesn’t. The problems start when Mint.com gives two distinct transactions the same “smart” name, for example, turning both “AMAZON DIGITAL SVCS 866-216-107″ and  “AMAZON.COM AMZN.COM/BI” into simply “Amazon” and putting them into “Shopping”.

Well, I’d actually like to have the former renamed to “Amazon MP3 Store” and categorize it as “Music”. Mint.com lets me do that… kinda: I can rename their displayed name (“Amazon”) to anything I want.

Of course, since Mint.com considers both “AMAZON DIGITAL SVCS 866-216-107” and “AMAZON.COM AMZN.COM/BI” to be simply “Amazon”,changing the former also changes the latter! 

Mint.comMint.com Example 2 (Click to view full-sized)

They’re basically offering me only the opportunity to rename their already modified names! I have no ability to use the original name as the basis of my edits!

Beyond lame.

Poor Reading Comprehension

This gets beyond annoying interface behavior and into the realm of poor customer service when I decided to write them and ask about this behavior.

I’m trying to understand how the “Rules” system works. For example, I have three transactions, all from Amazon. They’re listed in various ways on my credit card:

[Credit Card] calls this MUSIC DWNLDS
[Credit Card] calls this AMAZON DIGITAL SVCS
[Credit Card] calls this AMAZON.COM AMZN.COM/BI

The Rules system for all three say

“You have a rule that renames Amazon…”

But why is it called “Amazon” in your system, rather than “MUSIC DWNLDS”, as it’s reported on my credit card? The current system makes it impossible to correctly assign transactions to the most appropriate categories. For example, while “AMAZON.COM AMZN.COM/BI” might be “Shopping”, “MUSIC DWNLDS” should be “Music”.

Why aren’t I able to have rules based on what the entry is actually called, rather than an arbitrary name Mint has assigned it?

And where can I change those arbitrary names?

About a week or so later, they respond:

Dear Jason,   

Thank you for contacting Mint.com.

If you would like to edit your existing rules, please do the following:

1. Go to the transactions’ page.
2. Go to the “edit rules” link located above the transactions.
3. A box will appear with all of your rules. Please locate the rule that you want to edit or delete.

Hm. I don’t recall asking how to change my existing rules. The closest I came was asking how to change Mint.com’s arbitrary names.

I would have put this off as one bad rep, too busy with real problems to do more than read my last line incorrectly… except I’d received similar bad responses before. When I wrote:

My E*Trade account stopped working 3 days ago with a “wrong password”. Thing is, I haven’t changed my password, so it can’t be that….

Why is E*Trade suddenly not working and telling me my password is wrong?

They responded after a couple of weeks:

I believe that your issue with E*TRADE  has been resolved as it is already added to your Mint account. If you encounter another problem, please contact us again athttps://wwws.mint.com/contact.event#contact-form.

Um… I didn’t write saying I couldn’t add my E*Trade account! I said your system thinks the password it has is wrong!

I’m in a customer service position. I know how difficult it can be to satisfy a customer, especially if you don’t have enough information, or have no good answers. However, in these cases, it’s always best to probe for more data or admit to the lack of a solution. 

In the case of the rules problem, searching the forums reveals dozens, perhaps hundreds of similar complaints: it’s a well-known problem. If Mint.com had provided even a non-answer of “we’re aware of some of the weaknesses in the rules system and we’re working on improving its functionality” I’d completely understand and wait for eventual updates.

Instead I’m left frustrated by a non-answer that reads like it came from an automated response generator with poor pattern matching behavior.

Which might explain the bad rules functionality.

Stock Market Low

I am far from a stock market expert. Barely a dabbler. I understand how the market works from a intellectual perspective, and have some skin in the game. Despite that, I generally consider it a canonical example of the Greater Fool Theory. I understand that the market—over time—”always goes up” but the last few years have shown that even fundamentally sound companies (like Apple or Amazon) will fall simply because “investors” don’t believe they can sell their shares to someone else at a higher price than they bought them.

The market sometimes moves more for psychological reasons than fundamental ones, and people are operating under fear conditions.

Which brings me to my point:

On January 20, 2009, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed on at 7,949.09. 

I’m predicting that will be the lowest we’ll see the market the rest of this year.

I have a terrible track record of stock picks, so take my prediction with a big himalayan pink salt brick. But I believe that the wave of optimism accompanying President Obama into office will buoy the markets, and that his fiscal and economic policies will further shore them up.

Now, I’m not predicting a return to the stratospheric heights of 2007; heck, even a return to 10,000, a number we first topped some ten years ago—and last saw in October 2008—would require a greater than 25% increase over the Inauguration Day close (although at least one person is).

Today we saw a 3.5% increase over yesterday’s close. Tomorrow we’ll probably see a 3.5% drop. But I’m now on the record: we’ve seen the bottom. It’s all upside now.

President Barack Obama

January 20. Inauguration Day. A new President of the United States of America.

Another election, another inauguration, another president. Every four years, the same old thing.

January 20, 2009. Inauguration Day. A new President of the United States of America.

Another election, another inauguration, another president. But definitely not the same old thing.

Image Copyright (c) 2008 Patrick Moberg, http://www.patrickmoberg.com/

I find it impossible to express the enormity of the moment for me. I awoke at 7am. I recorded three TV channels across two TiVos. I watched it live at work on a massive screen. I continued watching later events on my office computer. I came home and watched MSNBC’s continued coverage. I instant messaged. I tweeted. I texted. I teared up. I called my mother.

Yeah, it’s kind of a big deal.

From my earliest exposure to now-President Obama at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, to his appearance on NPR’s Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me, I’ve always said that this man could be president, I just never expected him to actually become president. I didn’t think this country was ready to elect a black man, that my dream would remain just that.

Then, after a hard-fought primary, America chose him to be the nominee of the Democratic party. An historic night itself, surpassed mere months later by his actual election. And now, today, it’s official. For the first time in our history, a black man, with his black wife, and his black daughters, will be the face of this country.

This is monumental. Everything that he and his family do from now on will have an additional, dare-I-say, tint of history to it. There are lot of “firsts” to come in the next four years, and I welcome every one of them.

Welcome to the club, Mr. President.

Planet Rock

Oh no.

Oh god no.

It’s finally happened. Microsoft has embraced me. Or at least my culture and demographic.

They have a new commercial out for their Zune 3.0 software, and it’s based around Common’s Universal Mind Control, and his “inspiration” from Afrika Bambaataa.

In 1982, when I was in the 8th grade, my school (Mahalia Jackson I.S. 391) had a talent competition. I believe I sang as part of the school choir, even though I had no singing talent to speak of.

But while in rehearsals, I was privileged to see the dancers.

Oh the dancers. Tall, leggy, and defying you to believe they were only 14 or 15 years old.

They performed to Bambaataa’s Planet Rock. I had no idea what I was listening to. I can clearly remember the dancers bending and twisting on stage as they were “shot” by the lead dancer. And the soaring, high-pitched “NAH nah NAH-naaah, nah-NAAAH NAH-naaah, NAH nah NAH-nah nah-NAAAH” electronic refrain emanating from the auditorium speakers.

I didn’t know what rap was, what electronica was, or who the hell Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force were. I had just moved to the U.S. a couple years earlier. I still had my strong foreign accent, and was just discovering American music.

It was very different from what I was used to.

That song (and the image of those dancers) has stuck with me for a quarter century. It’s the earliest musical memory I have since moving to the U.S.1  And now Microsoft, in the service of their new Zune software, has referenced it, embraced it. Embraced me.

I’m not completely sure how I should feel. Is my demographic now a desirable target?

Crap.

At least I now have an excuse to rock, rock to the the planet rock.


1. I don’t remember when I first heard Rapper’s Delight, even though it came out in 1979. I might have heard when I came up the summer of ’80, and  clearly it’s stuck with me just as long, but—and here’s my point—the first time didn’t make an impression. ↩

Comcast cable kaput

Dec. 21 update below.
Dec. 22 update below.


My Comcast cable internet connection died last night.

Well, maybe not died so much as slowed to such a crawl as to simply look dead. 

I noticed it as I was about to go to bed, so of course I stayed up for 45 minutes trying to fix it, to no avail. Eventually I simply hooked up my AT&T DSL to my Airport Express and called it a night. I figured it would either resolve itself by the time I awoke, or at least by the time I got home from work.

Ever the optimist, I am.

Instead I was lucky enough to have a need to contact Comcast customer support. I chose to use the chat system, because that’s always fun. I really do think they’re the closest thing to a successful Turing test yet. Here’s the transcript of my conversation:

Problem : My internet connection is slow to the point of not working. I’ve restarted the computer, modem, etc. Slow for last 24 hours.
Christopher > Hello Jasonian, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Christopher. Please give me one moment to review your information.
Christopher > How are you?
Jasonian > I’m great thanks, and I hope you are too.
Christopher > Good to know that.
Christopher > Good to know that.
Christopher > Your concern is regarding your internet connection, right?
Jasonian > yes.
Christopher > Let me check it out if there is a maintenance ongoing as of the moment.
Christopher > I will give you the details if there is any.
Christopher > I have check it out, there is a outage detected in your area. Our Engineers are still working on some maintenance as of the moment. It will be back with in 24 hours.
Jasonian > Can you tell me about when it went out and if it’s a complete or partial outage?
Christopher > It is just a partial outage. It will be back after 5 hours.
Jasonian > I see. OK. Is this information available online where I can check status?
Christopher > It also pops up in your webmail.
Christopher > Have i resolved your issue by giving you the information of the outage affecting your location?
Jasonian > Thanks. I will check my “webmail”, if I can find that on the site. Thanks four your help.
Christopher > Have i resolved your issue by giving you the information of the outage affecting your location?
Jasonian > I suppose so.
Christopher > Have i resolved your issue by giving you the information of the outage affecting your location?
Christopher > That is the only way I can resolve you issue to give the information of the outage.
Christopher > Have i resolve it by giving the information of the outage?
Jasonian > Thanks for the information.
Christopher > So did I resolve it by giving that information?
Jasonian > my connection is still down, so the reason i contacted you is not resolved. i now have more information than before. i thank you for that.
Christopher > Alright.
Christopher > Any other concerns for tonight?
Jasonian > no more at the moment.
Christopher > Okay.
Christopher > Thank you for choosing Comcast. I have great time chatting with you today. Have a good one!
Christopher > Happy Holidays!
Christopher > Take Care.
Christopher > Bye.
Jasonian > and to you.
Christopher > Analyst has closed chat and left the room

Dec. 21 update: Four days later, and the connection is now completely down, rather than just really slow. The modem won’t even connect: it shows as disconnected on the Comcast network. A technician is scheduled to show up Monday. Let’s hope s/he’s on time.

Dec. 22 update: The technician arrived about 4:45, spent about five minutes looking at my system and logs, and promptly diagnosed “a bad modem”. He swapped in a new one, and my speeds were suddenly much, much faster. The sad part? The “dead” modem was itself only two months old.

Winter Vacation Day 1: Long Haul

A friend of Y’s is getting married in Tokyo, so Y and I decided this was a perfect excuse to visit Japan. Since I also had a place on Maui I wanted to use before the end of the year, we decided to make this into a two-week break. Today is the first day, and it’s been a long, long day. 

We woke up just before 7 AM to the chirping of my iPhone. No, not the alarm, the SMS notification that AAPL had dropped to a new 52-week low. That’s one way to get you out of bed the morning you start an expensive vacation.

The morning was spent in gentle paranoia mode: worrying that we’re forgetting some critical item, like, say,  a hotel reservation. Shudder. We checked, double-checked and in a couple of cases triple-checked everything before we piled our luggage into TT’s SUV for the ride to the airport. Thanks TT for waking up early and driving us all the way up there!

Once at the airport, I tried to get us an upgrade; I aimed first for Economy Plus, then for an exit row, finally for just center/aisle instead of center/window seats; at least I was able to travel with at least one leg extended for most of the trip. Next time I do a long-haul, I’m bypassing the really cheap fares and splurging on Economy Plus or Business Class. My back and legs will thank me, no doubt.

Fortunately the twelve-hour flight passed more quickly than I imagined it would. I watched Hancock, X-Files, a couple episodes of Countdown with Keith Olberman and The Rachel Maddow Show, and started reading The Back of the Napkin, a (so far) interesting look at improving our “visual thinking” (that is, sharing information via hand-drawn pictures).

We only slept for an hour or two, so by the time we reached the hotel (the Westin Tokyo) about 8 PM local time, we were exhausted. After unpacking and preparing for the next day (including an awfully expensive and—for me, inedible—snack), we collapsed into the well-named Heavenly bed. (The Westin Tokyo is awesomely beautiful. The lobby is amazing, and the rooms have marble columns. And to think we got it for essentially free via my Starwood membership!)

I’ll eventually have photos and video (thanks to the Flip MinoHD I bought for the trip) soon.

Solve my problem, Get my business

Two years ago a nail embedded itself in my car’s tire. I went to the tire shop around the corner from my house, because they advertised and were close by. They told me I needed to buy two new tires.

I left and went to America’s Tire Company to compare tire prices. They fixed it for free.

Guess which one I went to when I actually needed new tires?

I went back to ATC today to fix another puncture, because it’s their policy to try repairing the hole first, and they’ll do it for free.

This isn’t for customers only. It’s not a first-time-free. It’s pure customer service.

And they have my business for life.