A few days ago a 34 year old middle school teacher sent a text message to her pot dealer to score some weed, except she fat-fingered the number and accidentally sent it to a cop instead.
First, how unlucky do you have to be to have your pot dealer’s number be close to a cop’s number?
Second, why is a 34 year old still smoking pot? Shouldn’t she have graduated to something more potent? Everyone knows mary-jane is a gateway drug.
But the best part is the police spokesman, who said
She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone.
That clearly is the take-away from this story: if you’re going to break the law, use the technology you have to your advantage.